Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Coach Eager

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.

Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!

by HSFootball October 6, 2018

urban eager

To claim you have added a word to Urban Dictionary before it has been approved

Dan: "Man I got my 'chevvy' word posted"
Shane: " Your a bit urban eager bro, it says your submission is under review"

by Gillidan September 25, 2008

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

coyly eager

When a woman wants cock but has to kind of pretend she doesn’t. But she def wants cock.

She currently has a bf but she’s coyly eager for other cock.

by Lolloraff87 November 22, 2020

kaylee eager

Kaylee is a strong confident leader, a smart cookie, and a fun person to be around.

Gods, I wish I was a kaylee eager.

by Kaylee Eager April 27, 2016