Exhalative

A form of audible punctuation usually indicating disbelief or sarcasm. Exhalatives are usually added to the end of a sarcastic sentence. Various dialects can indicate various nuances of the level of distrust or sarcasm. Exhalatives are formed by forcing a short exhale through pursed lips sounding like "pfffff" or through the tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth creating "Pssssh" or "Chsssh" or a combination. While spelling may vary, the exhalative exists in all modern languages.

An IRS agent called me to today to tell me he would like to help me with my tax return. Pssssh. Riiight. Pardon my exhalative, but the IRS is gonna help me???? ...Pfffff.

by Spiffeee September 19, 2009

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs

a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen

b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs

by Sexydimma August 5, 2024

Soul-Exhale

Verb. The often involuntary act of expelling air from one's lungs with haste after having one's mind completely blown, usually due to learning new information, hearing dope lyrics, viewing reality from a new perspective, etc.. Can be silent or accompanied by any number of noises.

They never heard so many people Soul-Exhale at the same time.

I had to Soul-Exhale because those lyrics made me see life in a completely new way.

by Duffel13ag January 3, 2022

exhale

1: When ya friend makes an awful pun, and you knew it was trash, shit, as bad as World of Light even.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.

Person 1: Hey, don’t you think that pun was good?
Person 2: *exhale* No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024