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exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening
You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude
by 243588 May 2, 2015
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exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.
Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.
by leroywaggle June 14, 2011
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exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."
Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.
by PsyDawg July 13, 2015
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exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.
I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.
by someGuy April 7, 2015
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Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.
My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018
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Isometric Exercise

The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018
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towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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