euan

Euan, a secretly deadly weapon of a guy, sometimes has a suspicious air around himself. he is a pedophile and sometimes tends to shoot for the younger crowd. he especially likes the #fourteenyearoldgirls or maybe the 9 year olds. he is also most likely in a gay relationship with his influential partner in pedophile crime, Ben this is someone who influences euan to shoot for perhaps the preschool children. overall Euans may be trustworthy but once you get to know them then you know that they are a true pedo Euans also do love a bit of the old pornhub

euan is a silly little bitch

euan is unexperienced with the older ladies

euan likes to watch a lot of porn hub

by flattie April 28, 2020

Euan

2ft2 the shortest guy you will ever meet super short

Euan is short

by one stroky nonce November 27, 2019

Euan Roxburgh

Dumb fucking monkey looking, toe nail eating, frube sucking, worm dicked neanderthal of a human being that should never been brought upon this sacred planet.

Euan Roxburgh? More like Pooin Roxburgh.

by Pooin Coxburgh March 1, 2019

Euan Douglas

A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin

He looks like a Euan Douglas

by XxCieran2004Xx April 14, 2020

Euan Atkinson

Shitposting King

Euan Atkinson is the shitposting king no one is in his league

by BOCSJ February 8, 2022

Euan Sanderson

The biggest Little Mix fan of all time

Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he is dancing!
Person 2: That is Euan Sanderson. Little Mix released a new single a week ago and he has been dancing ever since.

Euan Sanderson: I love you Little Mix!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pigscouldfly April 22, 2021

Uncle Euan

An act where one extremely drunk person gets rather excited in a sexual manner to the point where they chase after people for hugs and the like.

"Come give Uncle Euan a hug"
"Uncle Euan loves you"

by El Loto March 12, 2005