Etard

Anyone named Ethan that invests in a company called Zion Oil & Gas

Dude that guy is bonkers for investing in Zion Oil & Gas. Nah bro, he's just an Etard!

by WonderValley September 2, 2018

etard

electronic + retard

A word that decribes someone that is electroniclly challanged, generally someone that has no clue how to use their computer or other "gadgets" and "gizmos".

"She was such and etard she couldn't even turn on her computer."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009

Etard

Someone who picks 'E' on a Multiple Choice quiz when there are only four possible answers (A,B,C, or D). A combination of retard and 'E'. Especially true if the quiz is given using clickers in a university lecture, and the distribution of answers is shown to the class.

When 25% of a class chooses answer E, and E doesn't exist, you have a lot of Etards.

by Yoddle McPhearson April 4, 2009

etard

someone who can't grasp the basics of forwarding,
replying, reply-alling and cc-ing emails!

Paul cc'd himself on an email he sent earlier - etard!

Sorry Paul, I appear to have copied in Carl instead of you...???!!! - etard!

by superstarbob November 22, 2007

etard

a person who is not retarded but is just stupid

corey:stop talking about magnets!
mackenzie:i wasnt talkingabout magnets u etard!

by macketteemmerly December 29, 2007

Etard

A member of the IWC (Internet Wrestling Community) who claims to be a professional wrestling fan, yet their wrestling knowledge does not extend past WWE. An Etard also perceives WWE as being the best and as having the greatest talents in the world just because it is the biggest US wrestling promotion.

Hey Forest, this guy just said that Raw is better than Impact just because he gets to see John Cena and Roman Reigns.

The guy is an Etard, Chris, and he can't help it.

by TheCMShaver March 3, 2015

Etard

Synonym of retard and tetard. Created when teachers decided to ban the word from a middle school. Normally used to describe cringy kids, sped kids, or just queers in general.

Hugh Janus said “Wow, Ben Dover has no wins in Fortnite? What an etard. He probably has autism too.”

by tetard69 July 13, 2018