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eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.
by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013
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1) Freezing your hand by placing it in a freezer or snowbank and then beating off.

2) Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands.
1) Na I'm cool, I'm just gona go home and give myself a quick eskimo before assing out.

2) Oh shit bitch! This eskimo is making my dick look small! Warm those hands up first!
by Uncle Elroy March 18, 2008
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not to be mistaken for an insult. unless your calling an indian that comes from a wide spread term for alaskan natives. also known as drunks.
hello mr. eskimo

i ain't no eskimo, i'm gonna kick you ass boy



lets have some eskimo ice cream

sounds good!!
by chindra October 6, 2008
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a fat girl that doesn't get cold in freezing water.
look at the fkin eskimo out there in the 40degree water. shes got so much fat on her, she doesn't get cold.
by jugo June 3, 2006
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TrevorMotherFuckinGuy!!
Have you met ESKIMO!!
by Skittlezz😍 May 15, 2016
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An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.
Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!
by Zatiotion June 13, 2017
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A bald heartbreaking cholo thats heart was cold as ice!
He broke her heart. She should of known better because that's Eskimo!
by PIrat1 June 1, 2018
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