eskimo 

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

eskimo by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013

eskimo 

1) Freezing your hand by placing it in a freezer or snowbank and then beating off.

2) Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands.

1) Na I'm cool, I'm just gona go home and give myself a quick eskimo before assing out.

2) Oh shit bitch! This eskimo is making my dick look small! Warm those hands up first!

eskimo by Uncle Elroy March 18, 2008

eskimo 

not to be mistaken for an insult. unless your calling an indian that comes from a wide spread term for alaskan natives. also known as drunks.

hello mr. eskimo

i ain't no eskimo, i'm gonna kick you ass boy



lets have some eskimo ice cream

sounds good!!

eskimo by chindra October 6, 2008

eskimo 

a fat girl that doesn't get cold in freezing water.

look at the fkin eskimo out there in the 40degree water. shes got so much fat on her, she doesn't get cold.

eskimo by jugo June 3, 2006

ESKIMO 

TrevorMotherFuckinGuy!!

Have you met ESKIMO!!

ESKIMO by Skittlezz😍 May 15, 2016

Eskimo 

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.

Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!

Eskimo by Zatiotion June 13, 2017

Eskimo 

A bald heartbreaking cholo thats heart was cold as ice!

He broke her heart. She should of known better because that's Eskimo!

Eskimo by PIrat1 June 1, 2018