Fat Ernie

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

by Jams gram June 19, 2017

ernie gang

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang

Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang

by ChexManiac December 31, 2017

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 08, 2014

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 10, 2004

frozen ernie

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

by KoAid April 15, 2005

Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 28, 2013