Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008
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(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
by FoxShadow April 19, 2011
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"Hey guys, have you ever tried Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink? That stuff is addictive but even more fun than PCPunch!"
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Get the Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink mug.The closest you can come to real drugs... Makes you hella hyper and most taste great. The best ones are Monster and BooKoo.
by caffeineboy December 10, 2008
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I only drink some for the great taste, not to be cool, or act hyper or focused And for anyone who wants to be hyper, i suggest you commit suicide and/or grow a pair.
I only drink some for the great taste, not to be cool, or act hyper or focused And for anyone who wants to be hyper, i suggest you commit suicide and/or grow a pair.
High school kid: Dude, i just had a sip of this 5 dollar energy drink, im SOOOO HYPER!!! WOOO!!
Human: (Beats the shit out of High school kid)
Human: ...Retard...
Human: (Beats the shit out of High school kid)
Human: ...Retard...
by voorheez January 16, 2008
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much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
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