elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
by elyssasswagdog March 13, 2021
When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
by 8461947 March 07, 2024
Elyssa is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends. She is quite social but anti-social around new people at the same time. She is an overthinker but is always there when her friends need her and will listen to all your problems and help you through them. Make sure you find yourself an elyssa.
by dot/dot.dot November 24, 2022
by Toro Renee000 July 07, 2015
ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.
by ketpet December 07, 2023
A girl who thinks she's 'all that'
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
by TaraBlake123 November 10, 2021
by cant make name u get dis September 23, 2021