eloguent

The translation of "ballin" for a majority-literate audience. (coined by Master P)

Yo shawty, yo crip is eloguent

by Mc. Tizzel Dizzel Pizzel November 4, 2003

eulogy

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.

my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.

by johnny May 13, 2005

eloguent

A blend of eloquent and elegant.

She spoke so eloguently on social issues during our round-table discussion.

by yergenzmilennialhybrid July 23, 2020

eblooprious

Adjective: 1) The ironic idiocy of a smug person condescendingly wrongly believing he is saving the planet by driving a hybrid, unaware that those cars cause MORE polution than conventional gas powered cars throughout their life cycle.
2) Having a mistaken belief in general.

Pronunciation: uh blue' pri us, e blue' pri us

That asshole going 50 in the fast lane is completely eblooprious.

by QuantumAnemone June 17, 2010

fuck-eulogy

a remembrance of someone whose life cannot be described without the overall theme of "fuck you."

Coined by comedian John Oliver, best known for "The Daily Show" and "Community" on Episode 152 of The Bugle "Audio Newspaper for a Visual World" podcast.

May be good for remembering trends/memes that really sucked.

"This is not a tribute to Bin Laden, as much as a "fuck-eulogy" to the big man." - John Oliver, The Bugle 152

He was such a nasty man in his lifetime, I think all the speeches at his funeral will be "fuck-eulogies."

I can't wait to hear the "fuck-eulogy" for when (insert politician's name) dies...

by waterfloor June 8, 2011

eology

The study of logic 2, which is the second version of logic.
not to be confused with the word eulogy.

Elon musk owns all 32 of our planets, according to eology

by TAKM May 22, 2019

enblogment

A polling site based on blog links and click-throughs.

Larry Lessig and Dave Winer have the very clever idea of a polling site based on blog links and click-throughs:

Lessig wrote a passioned essay about the Presidential election of 2004, and he wanted to tell people who agreed with his choice to click on a link to express their support. And if they really supported what he was saying, they could write their own essay and link to the same page.

enblogment: For Kerry

by Steve Dale November 29, 2004