Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
by Karaudio October 8, 2007
Get the dyslexic speedreaders mug.A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
Get the Time Zone Dyslexia mug.Related Words
The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.
“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
by Whiteclothy November 12, 2018
Get the Disney Dyslexia mug.by Jennifer Kinberg August 31, 2007
Get the dysleria mug.This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
Get the dyslexic redneck mindfuck mug.Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
+
-popo
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
+
-popo
by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019
Get the Popo dislexia mug.1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.
by Brodino June 2, 2009
Get the Erectile Dyslexia mug.