dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010

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dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

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dyslexting

When text messages are sent in a different order than intended.

Example of dyslexting...
Text 1: "U and understanding that spending time with Cameron is important"

Text 2: "I love you, T... thank you for being"

by jankstermac October 7, 2010

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Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

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