Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

by gorandy January 26, 2013

dushnozzle

the new universal word. Created by Mattew Gee and the Wilson softball team(: Means anything you could want it to mean. Such as a body part, food, or any object that comes to mind. Dushnozzle can fit in any sentence you would like it to. it can even be an adjective!

Matt: Yo your a dushnozzle
Person: what?
Matt: i love your dushnozzle(:

by WWMSisbeastt! April 28, 2010

Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

by Srod August 28, 2007

douchenozzle

n.
douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)

Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"

Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/

by AyameMaaka July 15, 2011

Douchenozzle

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name

Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!

by Princess Megabucks August 1, 2012

Douchenozzle

A person who jacks off to animal porn.

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn

by krackermaster March 21, 2009

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002