dumbassity

the tenacious predisposition toward being a dumb ass. an alarmingly noticeable character trait in the lives of those whose general existence tends to disprove the theory "survival of the fittest."

The CFO of our company added the number 29 and 30 and came up with a solution of 64; his general dumbassity is astounding.

by sandeebean96 January 12, 2009

Dumbassosopher

One who comes up with several either impossible or stupid ideas. The leader of a group of dumbasses.

When Larry decided to streak at a ballet concert, he became a dumbassosopher. dumbass shithead

by Joshuathegreat February 7, 2014

dumbassedry

The act of dumbassing and/or engaging in activities one would deem inappropriate

Harold and his friends enjoyed the dumbassedry that being young and drunk provided

by Psuedowat January 17, 2015

dumbassery

The act of being more stupid (and enjoying it) than societal norms typically allow.

Noah Wirt's behavior at the party was dumbassery incarnate.

by kidthunder June 4, 2016

Dumbassity

The ability for a person or persons to show how much of a dumbass they are

I would like to help with your project, but unfortunately your "dumbassity" is impeding our progress.

by mij rapp May 18, 2018

dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass.

The dumbassity of the shopkeep was overwhelming.

by Lynn January 2, 2005

law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013