When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014
Get the Louisiana dry rubmug. Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
by keebler2 February 7, 2010
Get the Memphis Dry Rubmug. when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.
by Limey fuck December 16, 2008
Get the Memphis Dry Rubmug. by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015
Get the Texas dry rubmug. " I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"
by Sabres 1981 August 29, 2007
Get the Memphis Dry Rubmug. by domhxc September 11, 2010
Get the jamaican dry rubmug. by chipclayton October 3, 2011
Get the kansas city dry-rubmug.