Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

Drunkirk

A party or other drunken event which goes badly wrong and which you need to escape.

I was totally wasted at that party and then the police raided it, so I had to do a Drunkirk out the back entrance.

by ARaff31 July 28, 2017

DrunkMikey

Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.

He’s such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.

by RogueX September 22, 2023

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

Drunkard

Someone who's live is alcoholic drinks! They drink whenever they can and as much as they can. All they ever talk about is events where they were so drunk and the stupid shit they did. Russia is home to the vodka drunkards, Scotland to the whiskey drunkards, Australia to the beer drunkards and the USA to the "drink my own piss in my trailer park and rape my sister" drunkards.

Man that guy at the bar was such a drunkard.

by billy the willy February 13, 2003

Drunktarded

A combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor.

"Hey why is Dan trying to piggyback on Jordans back?" "Oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded..."

by Dan Tuckers May 11, 2008