drug dealer phone 

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

drug dealer phone by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.

dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.

drug dealer time by xskwizmx March 16, 2010

Drug Dealer Starter Kit 

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

Drug Dealer Starter Kit by Mikey T January 28, 2005

drug dealer know 

To know someone in a deeper way, in the way a customer would know a drug dealer. This is not a person who you just say "what's up?" to, but who you know more personally, often knowing with certainty if said person is a drug dealer or not.

This is derived from the Chris Rock movie "Head of State"

I know him, but I don't _drug dealer know_ him

drug dealer know by Zodiac Digital October 4, 2005

drug dealer day 

Congrats to loic for not being caught yet. You have to give us free drugs on 4th December.

drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack

drug dealer day by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

Drug Dealer's Phone 

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

Drug Dealer's Phone by Sieffy October 30, 2016

drug dealer groupie 

Individual(s) who will hang around a drug dealer and will offer service of any kind with hopes of drugs as a form payment.

I haven’t seen you for ever, you were a drug dealer groupie for how long?

drug dealer groupie by DIRTNAPP December 15, 2022