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drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.
While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

drop the kids off at the sea side 

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.
oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!

drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

drop the kids off at the pool 

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

drop the kids off at the pool 

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds
We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

Drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.
I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.