driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.

Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.

by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014

Driveway Defense

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.

You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Driveway Value

When you use a random driveway just to turn around, it has driveway value

I used this driveway to turn around 'cause the street's so narrow, so it has a lot of driveway value.

by Jim Russels August 10, 2014

driveway meat

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.

“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”

by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019

Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.

H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.

by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018

Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.

"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"

by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017