Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?
Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.
Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.
by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010
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Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.
by brofist42 August 28, 2012
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Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
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Get the douchelicker mug.The Hossa is better known in third world dance clubs as deucheylocks as he likes to interupt blond-haired, blue/green-eyed, tall but not too tall, athletic girls with nice butts when they are talking about being all of those above listed things.
by annettaholesfest May 21, 2009
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by jmurdoch October 22, 2007
Get the doucheclown mug.A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.
by quenossy October 13, 2008
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