Insufferable Douchebags

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.

"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda

by Attila97 March 5, 2011

douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.

Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.

by Afgan4life February 4, 2010

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD)

The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.

Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.

by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008

mayor of douchebagville

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.

Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville

by Bobert December 20, 2004

Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.

People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)

by Cory Price April 29, 2005