double whammy

hitting someone in the face hard with both nuts, usually causes significant pain to the attacker

My teacher flunked me so I gave her a double whammy. Fuck my balls hurt

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

double whammy

The grabbing of both of a female's breasts or ass cheeks at the same time.

I just gave Lizzy a double whammy!

by Shaggy January 1, 2004

double whammy

A guy having anal intercourse with two other guys, both giving and recieving.

Warren, would you do a double whammy if it meant that you can have sex with Marianne afterwards?

by sicvic March 22, 2004

double whammy

Desperate virgin willing to have sex with girl of dreams while getting anal rammed by girls boyfriend. All Simultaneous. Desperate Virgin enjoys it all.

Warren finally lost his virginity when he did a double whammy with Marianne and Trey.

by The Masked Marauder March 22, 2004

Double-Whammy

Verb (v.); Punching oneself in the testicals whilst cumming/having an orgasm.

Adjective (adj.); A way to describe someone that is sexually attractive but at the same time bad for you financially, personaly, etc.

When used as a verb: "I think I might double-whammy when I jack off today."
When used as an adjective: "Damn that hoe is a double-whammy!"

by Mr. Person guy thingy September 21, 2013

Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.

Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.

by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023

double whammy

having sex with two different people on the same day, at different times (usually unbeknownst to most involved)

Ray was sore after having a wild ride with Bobbie, but he could not pass up the opportunity of double whammying on a friday night, so he called his regular booty call Chris...

by V-8 July 25, 2009