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Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
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double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.
Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!
by Vagerna August 13, 2007
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double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.
Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.
by nate calfee January 22, 2014
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double headed dragon

When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.
Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.
by Jason Montana June 30, 2007
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Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014
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13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
by NGR LVR September 26, 2014
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double-headed prawn (dhp)

describes wimminz with bad heads AND bad bodies
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn

dhp for short
bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)
by mazouie September 12, 2013
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