Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.

Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.

by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018

Despacito

A song you tell Alexa to play when you feel very sad

Oh my god that movie was so sad, alexa play Despacito

by Fallenmarvels July 7, 2018

Despacito'ed

the term used when being absolutely demolished at or by something or someone. its equivalence is being smited with the power of over 1 million north korea, or even getting your liver shriver'D. the term is very godlike and may only be used upon the most intelligent beings in this term of existance

figure 1: ahh fricc i just lost my pickleING licince
figure 2: oh now our boss is gonna be so mad
figure 3: boE you just got straight up DESPACITO'ED

* figure 1 and 2 instantly receive deathpacito *

by Frankfires March 9, 2020

despacito

Another song that Justin Bieber has ruined.

Friend: Did you hear Justin's remix of Despacito?

me: yeah it sucked.

by Hey_thats_pretty_good June 1, 2017

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

despacito chan

The one girl at your school who is an artist, satinist,is very pale,is an introvert,may be a furry.

John:hey who is that person over there.
Dave:that’s a despacito chan.
John:oh ok

by Dr.doggo April 14, 2019

Despacito

Annoying and latin pop garbage song that blew up in summer of 2017. The song has all basic elements of modern trash pop song - having boring and repetitive but catchy melody, lyrics about having sex, and a music video with random hot chicks dancing in it. First Despacito has been popular in spanish-speaking countries but it became international hit after Justin Bieber released cover version. Thanks to bieber and his fangirls, the music video has surpassed 6 billion views on youtube and being overplayed everywhere by normalfags and retards. Despacito is very popular among mainstream music lovers aka normies and sheeps. 99% of the people who listen to despacito are millenials and gen z kids, but they don't even know the meaning of the lyrics.

Despacito sucks because the song is about pornography, sexual harrasment and fucking someone in puerto rico.(not fucking kidding)

by 4nt1n0rm13 December 6, 2020