dorkism

The state of being a dork.

Julio is an apt follower of dorkism.

by lunnara November 19, 2006

dorismar

A beautiful girl with eyes that glitter like the sea. Usually very kind and quiet until you get to know them better. A great kisses indeed.

Have I told you about Dorismar? Her eyes make my heart flutter.

by Blueskys26 October 3, 2017

Saint Doris

1. Doris Egan.

2. Nickname of one of the writers of "House, M.D." Also wrote episodes for "Numb3rs", "Smallville", and "Dark Angel."

3. A fantastic source of House/Wilson subtext.

House/Wilson fangirl #1: Seriously, "House vs. God" and "Son of a Coma Guy" were practically subtexty gifts to fangirls.

House/Wilson fangirl #2: Well, duh. Who do you think wrote them?

House/Wilson fangirl #1: God bless Saint Doris.

by soundandfury January 16, 2008

dorkfish

(noun) Originally derived from a Bill Engvall CD, a dorkfish is a very strange looking fish whoes upper jaw sticks out way farther than his lower jaw. Can be used to describe people when they act as if they were this fish.

Damn, Bufford's a dorkfish.

by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003

Dogfish

The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.

I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.

by C—sleazy May 1, 2018

Dogfish

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.

"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"

by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017

Dogfish

when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs

I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.

by jules magoo October 15, 2018