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Sherry- "Bitch, I don't watch over that dumbitchmawfuckah."
Sherry- "Bitch, I don't watch over that dumbitchmawfuckah."
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A dembitch is an individual who exhibits qualities beyond that of an evil bitch and it is often, but not always, an intentional quality.
The word is combination of demon and bitch resulting in a demon bitch, dembitch.
The word is combination of demon and bitch resulting in a demon bitch, dembitch.
Does the dembitch have control of your
puppet strings today.
My sister, the dembitch, scares all my girlfriends off.
puppet strings today.
My sister, the dembitch, scares all my girlfriends off.
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dʌmbɪʧaɪtɪs
(noun)
A highly contagious condition where someone—usually a loving, loyal, deeply attached partner—stays in a relationship far past its expiration date, despite being treated like an afterthought, emotional punching bag, or a background extra in the rom-com he’s secretly casting with other women.
Most commonly diagnosed in people who romanticise red flags, excuse neglect as “he’s just going through something,” and hold onto a single good memory like it’s a coupon for future love.
Symptoms may include:
- Confusing late-night “you up?” texts with genuine affection
- Ignoring the fact he’s DM’ing Sydney Sweeney while calling you his “ride or die”
- Feeling grateful he only liked the thirst trap this time and didn’t comment
- Defending him to your friends who are 1000% right about him being trash
- Staying because of “potential” when the only thing growing is your anxiety
Diagnosis:
Typically confirmed after multiple ignored boundaries, breadcrumb texts, or when he says, “I’m not ready for anything serious”... while you’re doing his laundry.
Cure:
Radical self-worth, supportive and honest friends, blocking him on everything, and remembering that love shouldn’t feel like emotional unpaid labor.
Full recovery is possible—but relapse risk increases around birthdays, breakups, or late-night stalking.
dʌmbɪʧaɪtɪs
(noun)
A highly contagious condition where someone—usually a loving, loyal, deeply attached partner—stays in a relationship far past its expiration date, despite being treated like an afterthought, emotional punching bag, or a background extra in the rom-com he’s secretly casting with other women.
Most commonly diagnosed in people who romanticise red flags, excuse neglect as “he’s just going through something,” and hold onto a single good memory like it’s a coupon for future love.
Symptoms may include:
- Confusing late-night “you up?” texts with genuine affection
- Ignoring the fact he’s DM’ing Sydney Sweeney while calling you his “ride or die”
- Feeling grateful he only liked the thirst trap this time and didn’t comment
- Defending him to your friends who are 1000% right about him being trash
- Staying because of “potential” when the only thing growing is your anxiety
Diagnosis:
Typically confirmed after multiple ignored boundaries, breadcrumb texts, or when he says, “I’m not ready for anything serious”... while you’re doing his laundry.
Cure:
Radical self-worth, supportive and honest friends, blocking him on everything, and remembering that love shouldn’t feel like emotional unpaid labor.
Full recovery is possible—but relapse risk increases around birthdays, breakups, or late-night stalking.
"I knew I had Dumbitchitis when I caught him messaging three different girls and still blamed myself for not being 'chill' enough."
"I was definitely down with a bad case of Dumbitchitis —I literally made him dinner after he liked his ex’s thirst trap."
"Me with Dumbitchitis watching him repost Andrew Tate quotes and thinking, 'he’s just misunderstood.'"
"I was definitely down with a bad case of Dumbitchitis —I literally made him dinner after he liked his ex’s thirst trap."
"Me with Dumbitchitis watching him repost Andrew Tate quotes and thinking, 'he’s just misunderstood.'"
by KBWIZZLE May 11, 2025
Get the Dumbitchitis mug.A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.
Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.
Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.
Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean
Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.
Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.
Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean
"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."
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