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Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)
by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004
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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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donkeyfied

something that has happened that is fucking foolish
that nigga told the teacher to shut up;that was donkeyfied!
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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donkeygamer

a very good gamer. usually a donkey sitting on a gaming chair. very good at pvp
hey look its the legend, donkeygamer
by jedai9797 August 7, 2020
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donkeysauce

Donkeysauce is cum from a donkey
Damn, did that donkey just make donkeysauce?
by Donkeysauce_2000 June 22, 2017
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Donkeytache

Opposition force to Monkeytache take over mostly on Ubermangamania.ultimawebs.com forums but soon spreading. beliefs include good communism such as weekly distribution of points to all posters no matter their posting percentage
Vote Donkeytache!
by Donkeytache_for_ever November 9, 2003
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Donkeyfucker

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».
You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.
by PastorJohn March 11, 2019
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