Donk

to get messed up so bad that you steal old peoples underwear when they go to take a dump.

I got so donked this weakend.

by Spanky mc Wackwack December 12, 2003

donks

donks is when you walk around aimlessly and manage to win, also known as super lucky.

Oh my god you pulled a donks.

Wow thats sooo donks.

by nb November 9, 2003

Donk

an informal alternative for 'guy', or even used to call a close friend an idiot with no offense intended.

1) donk! why didn't u tell me you were gaming
2) that donk is very studious
3) where are you donks planning to eat tonight

by tvml December 12, 2020

donke

An absolute GOD he is a bully to Shrek

Donke what r u doing in my swamp

by Dhkdkthkdhtdtkh November 20, 2019

Donks

1). A foolish act
2). An unwanted object or event

Ex:
Oh, I heard that Layla rejected Jackson.... that's donks!
Trystin didn't want to come to school because he said it was Donks.
Person 1- Hey I bought you a new car!
Person 2- I dont want your old ass car. Its donks!

by ThatsDonks May 2, 2019

donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 1, 2008

Donk

An exhilarating sport invented at Orientation camp by 4 brave and daring men.

I just whooped your ass at donk, biatch

by donkfounder September 6, 2017