fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Fick dich ins Knie!

German expression meaning "fuck off" or just "fuck you", literally "fuck your knee". The origin of this expression is a pun with the archaic word "Kniefiez", meaning a very avaricious person such as Scrooge McDuck. Therefore, its original meaning was "If you're to cheap for that, you can go and fuck yourself.". However, with time it has become a more general expression that could be used equally well in any other context.

100 Mark für einmal kurz blasen? Fick dich ins Knie!

by Aquifex March 30, 2009

doochay

A highly original nickname for someone tall and ruggedly good looking. Of above average intellect. Pronounced Doo-CHAY. El Doochay.

We can run through the amber light, we're pulling a Doochay.

by ddsufhaskfh March 30, 2007

Daichi

Daichi is a hot guy. He is talented in countless things like music, art, and martial arts and is hella attractive, but is hard to get. He has a cold stare that somehow adds to his hotness and is very quiet. Once you get to know him though, you find that he has cute sides to himself too. He is very caring to people who are close to him, and has a cute laugh. He also loves cats

Dang I wish I can be like Daichi

I could never be good enough for Daichi

by youknowwhoiammm April 1, 2020

Wir suchen dich

German word which means "we're looking for you"

Usually used in job applications in Germany, the word has similar connotation to the English term "We're Suckin' Dick" and has been used in various memes.

Notable ones is the one located outside a Mcdonald's store in Germany with a lady face and the 3 words written below it. "Wir suchen DICH"

Me : Morning! What's up?

some German guys : wir suchen dich

Me : WHAT?

some german guys : WIR SUCHEN DICH!!!

Me : ok i guess wir suchen dich then, come let's go!

by whitemirrors October 18, 2021

dicht

An old Scots word meaning to wipe; as in, clean.
mop,wipe,clean,freshen-up,wash.

"It's high time you gave that floor a dicht!"
"Go and gie yer face a dicht!"

by Inja November 24, 2007

DocHoopster

One whom makes other Boston Red Sox fans look bad. At times has valid points, but refuses to admit when he is wrong (which is 95% of the time). This leads to making bigger, bolder, and more ignorant rants. Also threatens his own team with losing his allegiance if they do/do not do as he sees fit.

Dude don't make this worse, just admit your point was proven wrong, don't pull a DocHoopster

by anonymus677869 March 5, 2010