Dogbone

To whom it may concern,
"Dogboning" is the subtle, yet powerful art of holding one's testicles and phallus together with a firm grasp in what is otherwise known as a jelqing position in order to achieve maximum physical potential.

It is strongly recommended that one should compliment his urinal adversary with a firm and thoroughly grasped dogbone.

by Adona1 December 6, 2015

daggone

When you see a hot ass girl and you want to compliment her without her knowing.

When she walks by you say "Daggone it's hot out here!"

by dj_ptsnap April 28, 2005

daggone

When you want to let all of your buddies know that a hot ass girl just walked into the room without her knowing.

"Hey Tommy, did you get those Daggone TPS reports done yet?"

by dj_ptsnap May 2, 2005

doggonorrhea

(comb. Doggone+Gonorrhea)
A mild expletive uttered after being diagnosed with a certain sexually transmitted disease.

Help me! I am a mid-19th century colloquialism with a treatable social disease! Doggonorrhea!

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Doggogender

A gender defined by the feeling of being somewhat connected to the dog community, but lacking in the desire to transition into a doggo. Pronouns are usually doggo/borf.

Hey, guys, I'm doggogender, don't hate me please.

by Lilbreadboi March 5, 2017

Dogzone

When he/she only talks to you cause your dog is cute. A friend zone like no other.

Guy1: You wanna come over?

Girl1: I'm pretty busy today.

Guy1: I just brought home this puppy.

Girl1: What's your address?

Guy2: I think you're cute.

Girl2: Your dog is the cutest.

Guy2: Did you just dogzone me?

Girl2: Oops.

by Heysidechick August 12, 2017

doggoleg

A dogs very long leg.

doggoleg is long

by Emberrey June 21, 2021