When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )
Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!
Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!
Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?
Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...
( ex. 2 )
Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?
Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!
Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!
Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?
Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...
( ex. 2 )
Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?
Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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"The OC boat docking"
Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing
Verb
The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination
the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing
Verb
The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination
the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"
Jake "no"
Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"
Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
Jake "no"
Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"
Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
by "The legend of 403 c sunshine" January 5, 2014
Get the The OC boat docking mug.The other day I got dockblocked at 14th and Harvard when I was about to dock my bike when some douche came out of nowhere and took my spot.
by BikeShareGuru June 21, 2011
Get the dockblock mug.When a honkey donkey ass slimmy jimmy ass bitch calls someone entitled when they're the entitled ones. A hypocrite exclusively for the the action of calling someone entitled.
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by osdjfiojerjo March 10, 2022
Get the dicky niggy mug.When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018
Get the Foggy Dock mug.When two men are brought to climax at the exact same time while performing the sexual act of "docking." Which results in a release of seminal fluids pushing both penises away from each other in a magical explosion of pleasure. Best performed with a post congratulatory high five.
Christopher looked into Gregory's eyes and agreed to a 10 second blast off time before they released their dockitrocket. Gregory may now die a happy man after a successful joint blast off of orgasmic pleasure followed by a perfect high five.
by Tizzy. March 31, 2017
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