divorce

Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.

My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.

by Naban August 14, 2007

Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's

You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray

by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 04, 2019

Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!

Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

Divorce

One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.

Divorce sucks ugh!

by Bunnies! July 30, 2011

Divorce

Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.

I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.

by Jersey Girl February 22, 2004

divorce

the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet

guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...

by The Gibber May 27, 2007

divorceable

Teh word says it all! : As soon as you meet her, you wanna take her to court and divorce.

Oh poor Mike.. Of all the women you met, you chose to marry THAT one.. She's gonna make your life a horrible nightmare.. She's such a divorceable bitch !

by VibekeStene February 07, 2016