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distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
by textwoman May 20, 2011
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Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.
"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."
by Irrigation Superheros August 31, 2013
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distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.
"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."
by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005
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Disrackted

Adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.
Guy 1: "Well, I got this new weed and.."
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great tits}
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, what were you saying? I just got totally disrackted."
by Booperguy July 15, 2010
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Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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dislackted

When you go on slack and get distracted and forget why you got on slack in the first place
Sorry, I got dislackted
by hues_of_dawn July 6, 2020
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