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Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.
Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.
by Starr27 May 10, 2012
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distant viewing pantyhose

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.
It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!
by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005
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Not-too-distant future

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!
by Monty Park July 13, 2009
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Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.
I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance
by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023
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Distant homie

A person you see as a close friend or relative, but keep at a distance because of there history
Donovan talks to much he is my distant Homie
by 2016.youngin September 2, 2016
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distant learning

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning
by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021
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Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you
Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.
by Griizxx July 1, 2019
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