Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.

Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.

by Starr27 May 10, 2012

distant viewing pantyhose

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.

It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

distant-relative-in-law

1- Distant-relative's spouse.
2- Spouse's distant-relative.

Distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.

I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance

by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023

Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021