Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.

Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.

by Starr27 May 10, 2012

distant viewing pantyhose

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.

It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021

Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.

I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance

by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023

distant-relative

1- Cousin's descendant.
2- Ascendant of second degree for up's sibling's descendant.

Distant-relative.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025