by Clquf June 1, 2020

A lady who stays in the kitchen for a long period of time and gets stuck there until there children are are asleep.
Hi dishwasher! Make me a sandwich!
by Marn3sty March 9, 2021

Male 1: Damn, my dishwasher won't let me put a load in it.
Male 2: I think it's broken, replace it.
Male 1: You're right, I'll find another one.
Male 2: I think it's broken, replace it.
Male 1: You're right, I'll find another one.
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