Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.

"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."

by Irrigation Superheros August 31, 2013

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.

P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"

by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

Disrackted

Adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.

Guy 1: "Well, I got this new weed and.."
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great tits}
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, what were you saying? I just got totally disrackted."

by Booperguy July 15, 2010

Discracked

When someone gets distracted or focused on something for a very long time after smoking crack (meth).

Nicky : If I’m late to your cards night it’s coz I’m discracked.

Jess :I need to clean my kitchen!
Jan: well put your phone down coz you will get discracked and hate your self in the morning.

by janodis December 1, 2017

disctracted

To become distracted from the task at hand by thoughts related to ultimate frisbee.

I was being really productive at work, then on the internet I can across scanned copies of the Rules of Ultimate dating back to the first edition. Did you know the first edition rules contain provisions for a variant of the game that's played entirely one-handed? Anyway, I got completely disctracted until it was time to go home.

by stickitinplease November 4, 2010

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013