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Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012
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disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.
When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.
by gangstayo December 29, 2009
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disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!
Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!
by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009
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Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.
Wow! He's just like disasterocks!
by MucusLukas December 18, 2022
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disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.
Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.
by nwags December 19, 2011
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Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.
We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!
by Jerome March 18, 2004
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disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense
A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.
by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019
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