DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020

Dirty candan

When candan shoves his dixk up his own arse

Im lonlet but I done a dirty candan last night

by my nans a goblin November 4, 2020

dirty caniah

A girl that has no idea why her friends told her to do this. Usually she would eat someone out and give them a seizure.

Oh my god that girl i met is a dirty caniah.

by Sweet_wolfie_doggo September 1, 2021

dirty canguro

when your girlfriend screams and dies by heart attack while while having rough bdsm sex with you

"damn bro, i'm sorry your girlfriend got dirty canguro'd"

by yueculo September 7, 2021

Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating

You ready to try the Dirty candy ?

by Dev_atar February 24, 2022

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli

“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last night” uncle Charlie

by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025