Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.

" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"

by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007

dignity

having self pride, self respect, honor

"Hadi took his dignity and left"

by samar tokko June 8, 2007

dignity

lose of respect for one-self

slutty cristina missing dignity

by ogon January 20, 2011

dignity

A value only men are capable of acquiring.

That bitch got on her knees and sucked his cock, wheres her dignity?

by Annie Nonimos March 23, 2008

dignity

The thing you loose when you get butt raped while in the state penitentiary.

Are you ready to loose your dignity.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

dignity

A man's balls and a woman's brains.

And you know it's true.

1.Pride

2.Unwillingness to surrender

3.Self-Respect

4.Men's stupidity to be brave

5.Women's ingenuity to be clever

"Your dignity is making everything worse. I told not to do it!"

by a femme September 21, 2007

dignity

What all people deserve.
It is allowing someone have self-respect and not tear them down to advance your own nonsense.

Re-elect Bush in 2004!

by Scot DeVoss September 7, 2004