dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Dangling Participle

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.

"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

by Bleepbloopblorpblip April 9, 2012

dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries

Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

by Tae Lee January 20, 2004

Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.

Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.

by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011

Dog Dangling Afternoon

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.

Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!

by Andy85 September 3, 2009

Dickeling

The act of tickling the body of another with one's own penis.

Jeremy woke surprised to find Vincent dickeling him in bed.

by Razzy_Lee March 12, 2011

dingaling dancer

Male counterpart to “titty dancer”. This is the legit, official playfully derogatory term for a male erotic dancer and has been for decades.

He was a dingaling dancer at Swingin Richards in Atlanta before they closed down.

by Ozymandiasm September 12, 2023