dijonnaise

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009

dijon-vu

the feeling you've seen that same mustard before.

I am having dijon-vu.

by a_falling_toilet November 26, 2003

Dionasfan

A really down bad individual on tiktok that I may or may not be following. Their content is number one and so is their level of down bad. Top tier almost, it was just earlier they were begging for a link to a video of Almond cookie doing *various* unholy things. Anyway Stan them for clear skin and follow them so when you see a down bad video, they’ll likely be the first couple comments.

Dionasfan I know you’re reading this rn.

by DilucsKittywifethang September 29, 2021

Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

Diona

Diona is a lovely cat girl who works at the Cat’s Tail. Her father is an alcoholic that neglects her.

Diona blames Diluc (the owner of the wine business in Mondstadt) for her father’s addiction to wine, thus disliking Diluc a lot.

“Idk man i got this cat girl when i pulled”
“oh you mean Diona?”

by _Moogs January 29, 2021

dijon

Smooth talking your way into getting whatever you want. Being sneaky, slimy, or otherwise underhanded to achieve the equivalent of theft.

Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."

I felt like dicking over Comcast for the hell of it, so i Dijoned them cutting out bill in half while including free HBO for a year

by knockknockout November 24, 2009

dijon

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.

That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.

by allen May 13, 2005