The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.
Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.
by jmacofearth September 22, 2023

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.
Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest
Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!
Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!
by Somz February 2, 2010

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.
by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.
Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.
by Amthom April 24, 2015
