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Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
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period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.
Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.
by jmacofearth September 22, 2023
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Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.
Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!
by Somz February 2, 2010
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digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.
I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.
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Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis
Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.
by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016
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Chocolate Digestive

any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.
Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.
by Amthom April 24, 2015
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digestive system

See Drew Carey's digestive system
by Razukin December 2, 2002
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