dido

A very big dildo. Well, the biggest dildo in the world.

I have a dido, and i’m not afraid to use it!

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

dido

whats a dido you may ask it just means dildo

hey mom can i borrow your dido i need it for tonight

by Equin1ty October 21, 2023

widow dido

Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist

You fucking widow dido bitch!

by Browndudes May 20, 2018

Dido

To out do ones Hampton home with a slightly more impressive Hampton home.

My mate found a pimp Hamptons home that we should buy and I was all like “Dido” and sent him a better one

by Word Slave December 5, 2020

Dido-ism

A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.

Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol

by Grooveyard June 25, 2021

Dido

Dido. A word to describe one's love to their significant other. A way to tell a person how much they love them with just one word. A feeling you get when you want to spend the rest of your life with that person

"Goodnight my love. Dido."

"Dido jemely"

by Jemelyleftboob August 9, 2023

dicky-dido

When someone is being a dick in Australia or is just stupid.

Mate stop being a dicky-dido.

by StoneCold October 30, 2023