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dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.
i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.
by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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dickwalter

Dickwalter- 1- james romine 2- a guy that has a cool personality yet lacks any moral aspects of living, unless it begins an ends with eating sum sort of yellow vaginal discharge 3- a guy that needs to get a good lay every once in a while or he turns into a 18 year old baby
dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks
by JMR33 July 11, 2011
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Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010
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dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.
1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.
by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006
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dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.
"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"
by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010
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dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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Dickduster

Tom Selleck would be jealous of that dickduster!
by dickduster255 November 22, 2011
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