dickwack

an absolute dickhead who rarely uses commonsense or his/her brain.

"hey dickwack, dont light your cigareete while filling up your car!"

by Bigshonk February 4, 2004

dicksnack

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")

He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move

by hahnimalia July 7, 2005

Dickpack

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

by Halftard January 3, 2009

Dickback

Originating from the odd case of having penises on ones back, without realization.
A dickback is someone who thinks they are right or being helpful but are actually being a dick; thus cannot see the dicks on their back.

"Last night Bob told me i needed to get back with my cheating ex, i didn't even know what to say...he is suck a dickback!"

by lolxlol December 15, 2012

Dickyfuckinlaw

A person named Dick wants to have sex with the bill of rights

Dick went to jail for dickyfuckinlaw

by Chikabille January 29, 2021

dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dicktracked

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009