dick stop

when a girl has a monster nose. Then tries to give you oral pleasure. Once Her mouth goes down the shaft, her nose will hit your stomach and STOP your shaft from exceeding deeper into the throat.

when see that a girl has a big nose, then she goes down on you. If her nose touches your belly then she has a dick stop. Most girls with a huge nose you can more then likely say they have a dick stop.

by Keefler Elf March 16, 2009

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

dickstorm

verb; the stealth act of planting an anonymous drawing of a penis or similarly offensive illustration in a place where someone is likely to discover it when not suspecting.

noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.

That Chris is a genius, he lowered my office chair all the way so when I went to grab the lever to correct it I found a cheeky dickstorm stuck to it.

by dick storm July 21, 2011

Dickshop

A person who radiates such flamboyancy that it makes you feel like you are in a store to buy bulk amounts of penis.

Guy 1: dude do you see that guy that won't stop talking about gay stuff?
Guy 2: yea man, I think he wants the cock like right now!
Guy 1: what a total fucking dickshop.

by Woodlone November 27, 2012

dicktop

A desktop computer primarily used for porn. Very much like faptop

I'm so glad I have a dicktop, my girl didn't finish me.

by Dillon Jay March 10, 2008

dickshop

to add a penis onto an image through the use of a photo manipulation program.

*in a thread involving lesbians and a tootise roll pop*

This is a wonderful opportunity for a dickshop, but i am too cocained to create it right now.

by Fred Analpickles September 12, 2013