Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

by ffj_ August 24, 2016

dickography

the complete history of everyone your boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / lover / significant other has ever slept with.

Julie usually gets a full dickography of any guy she sleeps with beforehand.

by Aria & Andrea December 4, 2007

Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

dicknag

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dicknigger

A person that's a dick and a nigger.

Person 1: Yo, you niggas coming?
Other Person(s): Nah, the others can't make it.
Person 1: You dickniggers.

by battousai8728 September 27, 2008

DickDog

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.

Legend says this here Prarie's home t' the dickdawg. Ye'd be better off waitin' fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

The dickdog howls in the distance....

by Señor Piñor May 29, 2014