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dickbag

scotum; testicals, balls. The veiny sack attached to the underside of a penis.
DAG cuzzz! I snagged mah dickbag in mah zippa
by hushhush October 2, 2006
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freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.
Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag
by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014
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Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man
Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011
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ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.
hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!
by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018
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Dickbag

Jeff: Man, the orange dickbag just tweeted more racist nazi garbage.

Jen: Not surprised, he is the biggest bag of dicks we have ever had anywhere near national political office.

Jeff: Yeah he is like a burlap potato sack full of dicks that somehow got elected instead of thrown off a pier with a barbell tied to it.
by N0mi Mal0ne July 23, 2019
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dickbag

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 6, 2023
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Dickbag

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.
The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.

My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.
by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021
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