Dick in Mouth

Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.

Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .

Examlpe 2:

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .

Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.

by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

by Powderkegg October 10, 2008

Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

by TargetThis March 30, 2009

Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011

Get my dick out your mouth!!

Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

by jaydub114 August 4, 2007