Dick In My Hand

A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.

Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....

by The Great Houdini December 7, 2004

Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023